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eliu

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精液不只營養,而且有很好的材質與驚人的烹調特質。像細緻的紅酒與起司,精液的味道很複雜且多變。精液製造起來不貴,而且在多數家庭與餐廳(?怪怪)都有。儘管有這些好的特質,精液仍然不被當成食物。這本書希望改變這種情形。一但你克服了開始的猶豫,你會很驚訝精液在廚房是多美好。精液是一個每樣菜中令人驚艷的成分。如果你是熱情如火的廚師且不怕實驗新材料,你會喜歡這本書。


Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

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我點一杯潮吹木瓜牛奶。酷喔

 


eliu

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LGJ去買一本。

又不是豬(豬一次可以到 200cc),誰會有那麼多,難道要囤積?

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我寧願去買大泽佑香的片子,我點的是潮吹木瓜牛奶。大笑

 


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天哪~ 怎麼會有這種菜,有男的會想吃嗎?

還有,這算是葷的還是素的?

先不論敢不敢吃,我想,應該可以吃蛋的素食者就可以吃這個吧?

eliu

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以後搞不好會出現用豬的精液做成的大補湯等產品,類似雞精裝成一小瓶,豬精 XD
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情境對話

阿明: 喂,你在呷啥小?
阿成: 我昨暗辦待誌啦,今日呷豬精補一下。
阿明: 你落伍啊啦,要補嘛愛買新鮮的,罐裝的攏偷工減料啦!我後日帶你來去我的草地,予你吸新鮮的,放山的黑豬,這卡是正港勇!呷那肉豬的,愈吃愈肉腳。
阿成: 感恩啦!你真是我的好兄弟!

 

eliu

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精液裡面含有很多精胺酸,精胺酸與NO一氧化氮的釋放有關,NO一氧化氮可以讓血管放鬆,陰莖勃起時就是需要NO一氧化氮來放鬆血管。裡面好像還有不少鋅。

所以從營養學來說,精液的確有壯陽的效果。

eliu

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紐西蘭 Green Man pub 有提供一種鹿精飲料,含有公鹿精液、奇異果酒 & yoghurt(優格)。

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